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Perfect Pitcher

Say your pitch. Find the strike zone, then put the masters on it, until it lands.

The masters disagree on almost everything. Not this.What every framework in the library agrees on

What a perfect pitch does
  1. 1Says what you do in one breath.If a stranger needs a glossary, it’s not a pitch. It’s a puzzle.
  2. 2Makes them the hero.Your origin story is lovely. Save it for the second date.
  3. 3Names one problem that bites. UrgencyOne. Not a buffet of mild inconveniences.
  4. 4Proves it. ProofReal results, real numbers. “Trust me” is not a statistic.
  5. 5Asks for one thing. AskNot “follow, subscribe, book a call and DM me.” Pick one. We’ll wait.
  6. 6Fits the time. LengthThirty seconds means thirty seconds. Nobody ever left wishing your pitch were longer.
  1. 1Clear in one breath.A stranger gets what you do, first time.
  2. 2The listener is the hero.You’re the guide. Your story serves theirs.
  3. 3One problem that matters. UrgencyTo them, and why it matters now.
  4. 4Proof. ProofReal results and real numbers, with consent.
  5. 5One next step. AskOne clear action.
  6. 6Fits the time. LengthSaid out loud in 30 seconds, 1 minute or 2.

All six and it’s a strike. Miss one and they check their phone.

The tuner hears 3 to 6 as Urgency, Proof, Ask and Length. 1 and 2 you hear when you read it out loud. Clients see the sassy version.

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1Say your pitch Type, dictate, paste or drop a file

Saved as you type.

Voice Plain voicePaste a voice card
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2See what’s off Tap a string

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Length—

Or mix in the masters ↓

3Make it land

Mix the masters

Drag the styles, or use the arrows, into the order your pitch should flow. Pick how much of each. Sage blends them into your words.

Pick the feel. Sage blends the masters in under the hood: clarity, story, a bold promise, and the EXA line.

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    Your improved pitch lands here

    The tuner checks it string by string, so you can see what changed.